19 Sassy Yard Sale Signs That’ll Convince Anyone To Attend

One integral part of yard sale setup that almost everyone overlooks is the sign. You need your sign to stand out and really grab people”s attention. Otherwise, they”ll just drive on by without thinking anything of it. You need to reel them in with a sign that shows potential customers what your yard sale is all about.

These yard sale signs do just that. They”re flashy, hip, and will definitely draw attention.

1. I”ll take some crap!

I

2. Mike Tyson will probably be there, right?

Mike Tyson will probably be there, right?

3. I”m game to find out!

I

4. Sure, I”ll go into an alley to buy things from strangers!

Sure, I

5. I bet it is neat!

I bet it is neat!

6. Who doesn”t love a bitter divorce sale?

Who doesn

7. C”mon Becky, let”s go!

C

8. I go dumpster diving all the time!

I go dumpster diving all the time!

9. SEX! Wait…

SEX! Wait...

10. This guy must be from Boston.

This guy must be from Boston.

11. Sure, I”ll check out some dead people”s stuff!

Sure, I

12. I”m sure he doesn”t want any of his stuff back!

I

13. The Force Awakens!

The Force Awakens!

14. Fabio?!

Fabio?!

15. I can trust a person who”s going to jail!

I can trust a person who

16. Thank goodness for that dead grandpa!

Thank goodness for that dead grandpa!

17. Yes! More crap! There”s so much crap for sale.

Yes! More crap! There

18. Ryan Gosling? I”m in.

Ryan Gosling? I

19. I bet that psycho grandma has some really cool stuff for young people to buy!

I bet that psycho grandma has some really cool stuff for young people to buy!

(via funnyordie)

I don”t know about you, but I wish more people were as creative as these people were with their yard sale signs. I feel like I”d get suckered into all of these yard sales and end up buying a bunch of stuff that I didn”t really need. Oh well.

Hilarious signs are your thing, eh? Then you”ll enjoy these posts.

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